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Fresh Tomato (RPM 2017, Cancelled)

by The Retarded Potentials

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    These sessions served as the demos for my 2017 RPM album that was scrapped. The intention was to re-record everything but in it's place a spoken word/noise album ("An Airing Of Our Binaural Laundry In The Monophonic World") was created and this stuff became history.

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1.
This was the first and only song where I tested the makeshift drum kit: I remember once when I got fleas the itching brought me right to my knees down to my favorite rug to pray asking God to end my suffering you know that dirty rug that's probably where I got those fleas yeah you know that dirty rug that's where I got those God damned fleas I had to shave my head from lice the buddhist look just wasn't right for me Jolly Ranchers at the baptist church Hershey's sponsored Jesus saving me holy Moses I just realized it was green apple Hershey's sponsored Jesus saving me
2.
Keep Your Head (free) 02:51
A newer song that was still being worked out: I've been putting it off avoiding the pull like I've already decided if everyone wants out then where are we to go the light could always come back you'd doubt the hows and wonder why I might need to leave to watch you grow you keep your head don't follow keeping your treasures in a mausoleum don't bury me with anger don't tether me to the ground don't bury me with anchors it'll tear you to the ground you'll wonder how and doubt the whys
3.
Dedicated to the guy that went viral for filming his unprotected sex act with a mcchicken sandwich: if all the worlds a stage then the laugh tracks can't begin to accentuate the stupid that it imitates and all the worst sin as if a broadway play just hold your applause until the end its all you can do is laugh or you'll go insane stupid world its happening spread the word its after me lord only knows that I'd be crucified for these thoughts that I don't think the world needs saved from it's worst parts that includes you and excludes me and all the fear and loathing na na na na na stupid world its happening spread the word its after me
4.
aka "I'd Fuck You (Fake News)": I like my news like, uh, wrestling strategically placed razorblade in a waistband if fake news is at all like wrestling then I trust that at least the bleeding is real oh Brian wont you tell me what to fear oh Don let me know my love is not weird oh Chuck you're so bipartisan that I'd fuck you I like my news like wrestling strategically placed razorblade in a waistband if fake news is at all like wrestling then I trust that at least the ratings are real oh Brian wont you tell me what to fear oh Don let me know my love is not weird oh Chuck you're so bipartisan that I'd fuck you I read news like other peoples tattoos cautious strategically placed questions like, "what's up with henna?" if fake news is at all like tattoos then I trust that at least the tears are real oh Megyn I might have something to say if we could successfully transplant you a brain OReilly you seem like you're here to stay with your loofa and teleprompted impotent rage for Martha R Murrow a trophy deeply engraved participation in failed shilling for state Oh Neil laugh it up as your pizza gets colder and Tucker I think you're still a lame brain fucker
5.
The Breakfast Club (free) 01:36
hats off to Black Flag and Sonic Youth: wishing death wont be enough don't unbottle that genie hating dad ain't being tough I'm no champion of Cleveland send in our wives with an ultimatum bacon egg whites and a fresh tomato like a wet dream joint UN and NATO submarine launched nuclear tipped sandwich open up wide fucker don't you wanna be in the breakfast club?
6.
short test: won't you please just sign your picture it would mean so much to me we could lay around and process or we could stop the violent stream if we could ever put this peace together we all could achieve our dreams new kids offer adolescence climbing up this hollow tree and if its that bad then they might start to figure it out and it fits our plan just gotta live long enough to bleed out
7.
instrumental guitar only
8.
Liberal User (guitar) (free) 02:40
instrumental guitar only
9.
this song wasn't tracked at all, aka "Its Still Not Cool To Like Nirvana": get on down to the next Madonna it's still not cool to like Nirvana Michael Jacksons gone to heaven probably sharing a room with David Bowie all your idols all your idols all your idols all your idols all your idols are made up all your idols are made up all your idols are made up of ashes ashes yeah we all fall down all your idols are made up of ashes ashes yeah we all fall down all your idols are made up of ashes ashes yeah we all fall down all your idols are made up of ashes ashes yeah we all fall down all your idols are made up of ashes ashes yeah we all fall down all your idols are made up of ashes
10.
didn't get around to tracking an electric version which certainly would've had some lyrical changes, improvised acoustic: I say how I know I know you can't call it a date unless someone pays I said I know I know you can't call it a date unless someone else pays I say how I know I know you can't call it a date unless someone pays old fashioned masturbation no abstinence destroyed creation it makes a guilty face
11.
Acoustic improv that went untracked and unfinished: I did what was best by me I was lost in the current of a sea and I see I did what was best by me I did what was wrong but I see but I see
12.
improvised acoustic bass & vox, never tracked: a cake with no candles on it an honest mistake what is this planet without life on it oh so very plain no flowers on your grave I know better a cake with no candles on it is very plain
13.
Another skeleton of an acoustic song that went nowhere. I thought it sounded like something John Mayer and Jane's Addiction would do together.
14.
I remember once when I got fleas the itching brought me right to my knees down to my favorite rug to pray asking God to end my suffering you know that dirty rug that's probably where I got those fleas yeah you know that dirty rug that's where I got those God damned fleas I had to shave my hair from lice the buddhist look just wasn't right for me Jolly Ranchers at the baptist church Hershey's sponsored Jesus saving me holy Moses I just realized it was green apple Hershey's sponsored Jesus saving me Hershey's sponsored Jesus saving me
15.
This song was written for another project but I decided to try it myself instead. My goal was to get the electric version away from the acoustic versions busyness: been putting it off avoiding the pull like I already decided if everyone wants out then where are we to go like could always come back and doubt the how's and wonder why you're here too much you care too much you heal too much you feel too much I might need to leave to watch you grow you keep your head don't follow keeping you're treasures in a mausoleum don't tether me with anchors don't hold me to the ground don't tether me with anchors it'll tear you to the ground you'll wonder how and doubt the why's you're here too much you care too much you heal too much you feel too much
16.
if all the worlds a stage then the laugh tracks can't begin to accentuate the stupid that it imitates and all the worst sin as if a broadway play just hold your applause until the end its all you can do is laugh or you'll go insane stupid world it's happening spread the word it's after me lord only knows that I'd be crucified for these thoughts but I don't think that the world needs saved from its worst parts that includes you and includes me and all the fear and loathing na na na na na stupid world it's happening spread the word it's after me stupid world it's happening spread the word it's after me stupid world it's happening spread the word it's after me stupid world
17.
aka "I'd Fuck You (Fake News)": I like my news like, uh, wrestling strategically placed razorblade in a waistband if fake news is at all like wrestling then I trust that at least the bleeding is real oh Brian won't you tell me what to fear oh Don let me know my love is not weird oh Chuck you're so bipartisan that I'd fuck you I like my news like wrestling strategically placed razorblade in a waistband if fake news is at all like wrestling then I trust that at least the bleeding is real oh Brian won't you tell me what to fear oh Don let me know my love is not weird oh Chuck you're so bipartisan that I'd fuck you I read news like other peoples tattoos cautious strategically placed questions like, "what's up with henna?" if fake news is at all like tattoos then I trust that at least the tears are real oh Megyn I might have something to say if we could successfully transplant you a brain OReilly you seem like you're here to stay with your loofa and teleprompted impotent rage for Martha R Murrow a trophy deeply engraved participation in failed shilling for state Oh Neil laugh it up while your pizza gets cold oh Megyn I might have something to say if we could successfully transplant you a brain OReilly it seems like you're here to stay with your loofa and teleprompted impotent rage for Martha R Murrow a trophy deeply engraved participation in failed shilling for state Oh Neil laugh it up while your pizza gets colder if this is fake news then I'm Mulder and you know he had a baby with Scully
18.
Early acoustic version: oh please won't you sign your picture it would mean so much to me and it would be a grand gesture if you'd dedicate a line or three we could lay around like possums playing dead as our bonding and talking adolescence climbing up this hollow tree and if its so bad then they might start to figure it out admit its our plan just got too far just got too loud oh please won't you sign your picture it would mean so much to me if you'd dedicated a line or three we could lay around like possums playing dead as our bonding talking awful adolescence climbing up the burning tree and if its so bad then they might start to figure it out and if its our plan we'll mix in a quart with a liter cut out and if its so bad then they might start to figure it out admit its our plan just gotta get out just gotta just gotta leave
19.
Holy Ghost (acoustic) (free) 04:21
Untracked acoustic jam: holy ghost hole in hand something's wrong in my head holy ghost hole in hand broken heart weeks of famine never sad whether that she notes me down or she don't holy ghost hole in head hold your hand near the heart holy ghost holy head held your hand fade to dead holy ghost hole in head hold your hand hearts too dead holy ghost has prepared a chance passed around laid hands pray to god pray to keep pray to god pray to keep
20.
I was plain I complained all of every day I was blamed I was not quite everything I was plain I was sane a content and dumb fool I resent something how I cannot remember I was plain I complained all of every day and it never really even had a chance to change and it stayed the same all of every day I complained I complain a complaint is gonna be made
21.
short instrumental
22.
Echo Loop Jam (guitar) (free) 05:02
This loop improvisation started the session off to loosen up and adjust levels. I don't think it was ever really intended to be used but I am putting it here anyway.

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released February 27, 2017

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