I said can't you mix mine
a little bit thicker
he looked at me right back
and said what's the matter
can't you handle your liquor
I turned my head and said no
it ain't nothing like that
I'll let you in on a little secret that goes
a little something like this

our bodies are made up
of eighty percent water
seven percent ain't
nothing but bullshit and wonder

I asked for something a bit stronger
a little bourbon and water
he said son you can't handle your liquor
I said I need a bit quicker fix tonight
before I break myself
it ain't nothing like that
I'll let you in on a little secret that goes
a little something like this

our bodies are made up
of eighty percent water
seven percent ain't
nothing but bullshit and squalor
and bullshit

I turned back over in bed
to put it off a little longer
I wrote a note to myself on my head
to admit that I wronged her
I never may be well again
it ain't nothing like that
I'll let you in on a little secret that goes

our bodies are made up
of eighty percent water
seven percent ain't
nothing but bullshit and squalor

[January ‎25, ‎2007 - mp3 sourced real date unknown]