I don't mean to anger you
it just rhymed so well
with what I'm trying to say
I'll be the one to have the book thrown at them
it's such a crime of appeal
in pop sensibilities

write your name on the wall
you've got your own brand name guitar
and a great new video on MTV

there's no such thing as music television
I bring nothing to music like television
I'll be the one to have the nose thumbed at them
is it such a crime to appeal
to your pop sensibilities

write your name on the wall
you've got your own brand name guitar
and a great new video on MTV
write your name on the wall
you've got your own brand name guitar
and a new video on VH1

just another story
storytelling
telling stories
can't believe all that crap happened to them
just another story
storytelling
telling stories
you can't believe all the shit that happens to them
just another story
storyteller
telling stories
you can't believe all the shit that happens to them

not every story has a sad ending but this one does