(originally by Thus The Tensilemen)

Mr Potato I got a thing or two to say
Mr Potato the kind of things you make me do are gay
Mr Potato I want to see you in the salt water
Mr Potato I have divorced your father

the solo I sing so low
a solo
so low

ringadinga-dinga
ringadinga-dinga
Mr Potato I just want a piece of celery
Mr Potato you don't get in much to me
Mr Potato I do not make my
fuck
from the top

the hardest part is when you sing the solo
because it's...
try to sing so low

ringadinga-dinga
ringadinga-dinga
Mr Potato I don't know if I can find your lips
Mr Potato what the hell made you such a good toy
Mr Potato throw your body please in the juice
Mr Potato I have too much respect for him I'm Jewish

no I'm not
but the hardest part to sing is the solo
because you sing
so low

ringadinga-dinga
ringadinga-dinga
Mr Potato Playskool is the name on your box
Mr Potato they'd never send you out with chicken pox
Mr Potato if I never liked you in first grade
Mr Potato would you be my best friend anyway

because the hardest part to sing is the solo
you sing so low

Mr Potato you make a good whisky rye
Mr Potato I could you eat you every single night
skin so dark
as night