and now we're strained
and got our rate
and don't even own our only home
just know that if your payments late
there's a better deal down the road

and we don't need a weather man
to know which way the wind blows
and we don't want a congressman
who runs like old Chicago
we don't need a middle man
to will which way the wind blows
until it whips up with a force that blows away Chicago

and it's not strange to have gone this way
but it pains me to say
just know that if your payments late
there's a better deal down the road

and we don't need a weather man
to know which way the wind blows
and we don't want a congressman
who runs like old Chicago
we don't need a middle man
to will which way the wind blows
until it whips up with a force that blows away Chicago

come one come all
step up right here
you too qualify for a readjustment
of your spine in alignment with the ground
from a lamp post

we don't need a weather man
to know which way the wind blows
and we don't need a banker man
to tell us what the balance shows
we don't need a middle man
to will which way the wind blows
until it whips up with a force that blows away Chicago