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Punk As Fuck

from Every Song Has Been Sung (Acoustic Archive) by The Retarded Potentials

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I wish Henry Rollins was my dad
but I'm not sad he's not because
I can be punk as fuck as him
without getting mad at things
as much as he does

I wish Patti Smith was my mom or sister
but I won't miss her if she's not because
I'd probably come out looking as bad ass
as Iggy Pop does

the stooges aren't everything
and the sex pistols aren't all they claim
I got more integrity in my two thumbs
they're opposable

if I could have an uncle Lou
I'd hope his name is Lou Reed
just like the one in Velvet Underground
but he'd probably shoot dope
smack me around
and lead me down the road
to bad things

Moe Tucker wasn't male

[August 21, 2007]

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from Every Song Has Been Sung (Acoustic Archive), released September 22, 2015

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