aka "I'd Fuck You (Fake News)":

I like my news like, uh, wrestling
strategically placed razorblade in a waistband
if fake news is at all like wrestling
then I trust that at least the bleeding is real

oh Brian won't you tell me what to fear
oh Don let me know my love is not weird
oh Chuck you're so bipartisan that I'd fuck you

I like my news like wrestling
strategically placed razorblade in a waistband
if fake news is at all like wrestling
then I trust that at least the bleeding is real

oh Brian won't you tell me what to fear
oh Don let me know my love is not weird
oh Chuck you're so bipartisan that I'd fuck you

I read news like other peoples tattoos
cautious
strategically placed questions like,
"what's up with henna?"
if fake news is at all like tattoos
then I trust that at least the tears are real

oh Megyn I might have something to say
if we could successfully transplant you a brain
OReilly you seem like you're here to stay
with your loofa and teleprompted impotent rage
for Martha R Murrow a trophy deeply engraved
participation in failed shilling for state
Oh Neil laugh it up while your pizza gets cold

oh Megyn I might have something to say
if we could successfully transplant you a brain
OReilly it seems like you're here to stay
with your loofa and teleprompted impotent rage
for Martha R Murrow a trophy deeply engraved
participation in failed shilling for state
Oh Neil laugh it up while your pizza gets colder
if this is fake news
then I'm Mulder
and you know
he had a baby
with Scully